July 2012
Last night. True story.
Cousin: *sleep talking* Mami...
Me: ....
Cousin: *ten seconds later* ...Fuck you.
Me: WTF?
heatherism:
Best sleep talking incident ever so far: Matt: Babe, we have the house alll to ourselvesss! Me: hmmm?? ….. whaaat, its still dark, it’s like 4am, no we don’t… Matt: *mad all of a sudden* And Ricky’s been touching people’s belly buttons again!!!!! So I said, HEY! Me: What the heck????? *sits up and starts patting/smacking his face* HEY! you! Matt! Matt: ….. Whaaaatttt? Me: Were you...
Tim just told me that yesterday when he came home...
lindsayisweird:
“You can’t figure out simple mashed potatoes? Shut up. Stop making fun of me.”
…. What? lol
“I did it right. I packed just enough underwear for Rocky Mount.”
– Justin, sleep taking. Followed by, “But not everybody drinks…” HAHA! (via mzlez)
I don't give a fuck so hard that I literally say...
sureiseasy:
I have witnesses.
